Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019

Halftard

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard

That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard

by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

halfternoon

The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.

Good halfternoon Peggy. Now that it is halfternoon, I am feeling less sluggish.

by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020

hangth

To posses a penis that is impressive in both length and girth while in a flaccid state.

Damn baby, you sportin' wood? No, that's just hangth.

by DenverBigRed March 19, 2008

hanatizer

Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"

Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer

Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with

Brooke, the giraffe licked me at camp today, can I use your hanatizer, I used mine all up!?

Here Carmela, your hands are going to fall off if you keep obsessively using that stuff, they look yellow already! Your addicted to sanitizing your hands!

by Carmie68 July 10, 2010

Hanitis A

An expression used when tree bark or debris enters your eyes and irritates your pupils; causing you to rub them. Hanitis A is mainly practised when climbing trees.

Person A *whilst shaking a branch*: uhhhh I just got Hanitis A
Person B: karma lmao

by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

hanta sero

-supporting character from my hero academia
-funky smile
-i'd let him wreck me

i'd pay hanta sero to spit in my mouth

by mynameisbarryallenandiamthefas September 12, 2020