applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011

Handbrake Hanna

A passenger princess who has unexpectedly pulled the emergency brake on her significant other while they’re driving, due to some argument or other sudden distress.

Yeah man it’s true, handbrake hanna tried to kill us the other day while I was driving, locked up my wheels going 80 on the highway, after I said we should break up. Death trap

by umassdebator March 9, 2024

Handbrake

When you're about to perform the pull-out method on a bad bitch and then pull up on your dick like a car handbrake and cum on your own face

Dude this girl I hooked up with last night didn't want my cum so I pulled the handbrake

by Blocboy April 9, 2025

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008