hair pie

Common slang used by many, referring to the female organ, the Vagina, or as I like the call it, the Pussy. Also it is usually hairy.

"Oh my god I got like, three hair pies last night dude!"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003

hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

hair pie

1. thick pubes... guy or girl

"I burried my face in her hair pie"

by JTHowell February 12, 2009

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

hair pie

A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.

Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!

by stanich July 7, 2006

Hair Pie

Over abundance of locks/threads/hair on the head.

Wow, you have a serious Hair Pie going on under that baseball cap.

by Straight A's July 6, 2007

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008