hef

Crazy mad man who gets pissed off very easily on cs

by hef May 13, 2003

hef

Suckiest cs player in the universe

whats that 1 kill for 400 deaths, no wonder you are pissed hef

by Not M0T October 25, 2003

heffing

Originates from "Hefner". Heffing is the act of being a player, or pulling more than one girl or guy in a night.

Dude, I got two numbers last night .That's heffing awesome!

I hooked up with Becky and Cindy last night. Dude you're heffing around

See Horace on the dance floor, he's heffing right now.

by Lilstickman November 6, 2017

Hef Roll

It's called a Hef Roll, your old used up nut sack is flat, dry and shriveled , and stuck to your thigh like a fruit roll up. Now think of the sound a fruit roll up makes as you rip it from the plastic.

Girl, you gonna be in trouble, soon as I peel this Hef Roll off my leg.

by Boyd will be boys October 6, 2017

hef sex

The type of sexual encounter between a very old man and a woman who is several decades younger. It is quick and unsatisfactory.

- Oh man, Wendy totally had hef sex with her older boyfriend the other day. She came out the door two minutes later.
- That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her grandpa!

by Bobo The Love Sponge July 27, 2011

Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.

"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."

by utlax October 18, 2011

HEF Syndrome

The word; Head-egg-frying Syndrome, means somebody becoming so entirely pissed and annoyed that (in theory) you could toss an egg on top of their head and it would fry in a minute flat.

"I can't believe you did Jane man, we really had something dude, your such a dumbfuck!"
"Woah, cool your shit boy, I swear you've got some serious HEF Syndrome"

by Anyansit69 October 14, 2011