Gaulching

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.

"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.

by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

Welching

To get the fizzy drink welch and use a funnel and funnel it down a mans penis hole and to eject it out via urinating and into another male/females nose then drunk with a straw.

Heyy john want to welch? john: sure i love welching shoot it up my nose then i will drink it out gee wiz guys we shuld have a welch party

by the averice of man November 24, 2010

Welching

The act of stuffing a woman's vagina full of grapes, then using your penis (or fist) to mash up the grapes. If you're feeling adventurous you can even use your foot. After the mashing, you may procede to drink the sweet grape elixir directly from the stanky vagina.

Christopher Walken: "Last night, I was welching, that bitch. So hard."

You: Speechless

by Nicolas Cage: Time Traveler August 13, 2010

welching

the act of stealth revenge

dude she got welched bad
i heard he is planning on welching her

by K3v!in @maz!ng July 29, 2010

gulching

The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.

Hey James give me your coke im gulching.

by chrisM77 December 29, 2007

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007