GUMBa
a pungent individual who tends to over explain things and/or includes every possible detail when telling stories and jokes even... no, especially when it isnt necessary. an otherwise intelligent person who doesnt realize the importance of brevity in certain situations. also takes an exceptionally long time to get ready before leaving to go anywhere. enjoys puns way too much to actually be human, though usually delivers them with exceptional timing, dryness, and cheesy wit.
Gumba
Gumba by Kevin Motard November 30, 2007
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Gumba by ClutchinGlizzysWitDaFellas July 30, 2023
gümba
A Gümba is someone who completely believes himself to be Frank Iero and will call any image of Frank Iero a face reveal. Gümbas tend to live in cold places like Canada and often find themselves drinking multiple glasses of soda a day. If you are ever approached by one of these rare creatures beware for their famous sayings "kys", ".", "k." and "ok." They often spend there days reading Ferard smut on Wattpad or stalking people on Instagram.
"this guy keeps sending me gay smut"
"is it about a Frank and Gerard?"
"yeah, how did you know?"
"thats a Gümba"
"is it about a Frank and Gerard?"
"yeah, how did you know?"
"thats a Gümba"
gümba by IM THE REAL GERARD WAY March 15, 2024
Gumba Lump
The fatty tissue at the top of the shoulders/base of the neck, usaually seen on your Gumba. This is where the extra pasta is stored. Many times there will be no neck to speak of just a large lump reaching the back of the skull. It wrinkles and jiggles with hand and facial expressions.
Gumba Lump by boombats March 8, 2006
Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus
These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus by Death Menace April 17, 2022
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