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grunthard

(noun) feces; poop; crap; shit
"My grunthard was so big it clogged up three toilets!
by allison7777 June 14, 2010
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gunther

a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. All of his songs are about sex. He occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. He pronounces his name "ginter". He has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.
Person 1- That guy has the best mullet i've ever seen.
Person 2- Wait till you see Gunther
by KPstlstyle January 8, 2008
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Gunther

A leader amoung men, a shark amoung minnows. You can tell from a far hes got the biggest penis in any room. But behind his muscularity and bulding bisepts is a massive teddy bear thats willing to tend to a womans ever need. Who strives to please his women friend, In ever way. Women oragasim at the sight of him, sometimes he wheres masks to prevent women from following him home and forcing themselves on him. These are only some of great qualities of gunther.
*hot chick* "omg look its gunther" *organisms
by To be the not to be April 15, 2019
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GuntherThePenguin

GuntherThePenguin likes men
by ArixSage January 12, 2019
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Günther Paradox

The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:

You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"

"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021
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Günther

the most amazing guido of them all. Champagne, glamour, sex, and respect
Günther wants you to touch his tralala.....mmmm ding ding dong
by dionysius June 28, 2004
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Grunthor

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
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