GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

grogan

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

by bialystuffer November 19, 2004

grogan

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013

GROGAN

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

by anonymous November 5, 2003

Groganing

The act of hooking up with a guy with a girlfriend

Oh man are you going to go groganing with that usm boy

by Mk02fun August 17, 2018

grogan

wiping backwards so that when your partner gives you a blowjob they get a nice surprise

For Valentines day I gave my wife a grogan she will never forget!

by Rob nom nom nom January 12, 2009

grogan

A very obese and ugly girl, who dances with anyone on the dancefloor.

Man 1 : She wasn't too bad...
Man 2 : Dude that bitch was a total grogan!

by beelzeek81 November 7, 2006