grogan 

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

grogan by el dav July 18, 2004

Grogan 

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

Grogan by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

GROGAN 

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

GROGAN by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

grogan 

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

grogan by bialystuffer November 19, 2004

grogan 

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

grogan by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013

GROGAN 

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

GROGAN by anonymous November 5, 2003

Grogan 

That itchy, burning irritation your anus gets when you haven't properly wiped. Usually causes odor.

I wet farted earlier and my ass is all grogan.

I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.

Grogan by Wordzenberg February 14, 2020