jm's definitions

Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 16, 2004

Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.

Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."

by JM December 17, 2005

Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.

"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche

by JM December 17, 2004

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

by JM May 3, 2003

Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.

Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."

by JM January 23, 2005

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

by JM December 16, 2004

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004