Glooby

Glooby is the best son of the great Charles Slimecicle Slmccl whom is a phosphor slime from Slime Rancher 2

“Glooby Glooby where are you??????!!!!!” Charles Screamed in terror.

by José Rodriguez August 21, 2023

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

glorb narg

The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs

"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael

by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019

Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

gloobanga

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole

I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!

by Professional Gloobanger May 18, 2023

glorbag

A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.

Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!

by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009

Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

by Deffy21 December 20, 2020