gloid

severely wasted, destroyed, demolished, fucked up, pilled out, blacked out.
noun, gloid.
adjective, gloided.

Sally Sue was a gloid last night. She ate 4 double-bars, drank 10 jager-bombs, got donkey-punched, lost her car keys, and urinated in the closet. Damn!!! She was GLOIDED.

by Chagi Mogo January 31, 2005

gloid

a gloid is a person who has only one testical

my gym teachers nuts hung out of his shorts and i saw that he was a gloid

by TK> big pimp May 2, 2004

Gloid

Short for mongoloid. Can be used in place of retard, tard, spaz, autist etc.
Can be used metaphorically to inform a person of their ineptitude, or literally to identify a 47 chromosomer

Term Coined by Nero91 Jan 2019.

KUSHGOD is a fkn GLOID
Zoey is a Gloid

by Nero91 January 19, 2019

gloid

a shortened form of Angloid, used to emphasize the foreign and imperialistic nature of Anglo-Saxon, English, or generally Western culture and language as imposed on the rest of the world.

You only know how to speak English? That's so fucking gloid of you.

by cejotpro July 8, 2025