severely wasted, destroyed, demolished, fucked up, pilled out, blacked out.
noun, gloid.
adjective, gloided.
noun, gloid.
adjective, gloided.
Sally Sue was a gloid last night. She ate 4 double-bars, drank 10 jager-bombs, got donkey-punched, lost her car keys, and urinated in the closet. Damn!!! She was GLOIDED.
by Chagi Mogo January 31, 2005
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Get the gloid mug.Short for mongoloid. Can be used in place of retard, tard, spaz, autist etc.
Can be used metaphorically to inform a person of their ineptitude, or literally to identify a 47 chromosomer
Term Coined by Nero91 Jan 2019.
Can be used metaphorically to inform a person of their ineptitude, or literally to identify a 47 chromosomer
Term Coined by Nero91 Jan 2019.
by Nero91 January 19, 2019
Get the Gloid mug.a shortened form of Angloid, used to emphasize the foreign and imperialistic nature of Anglo-Saxon, English, or generally Western culture and language as imposed on the rest of the world.
by cejotpro July 8, 2025
Get the gloid mug.UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.
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by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021
Get the Gliding mug.Means "It glides in". Was originally the fight song of the Swedes during the World Cup hockey championships of 1995, held in Sweden. Also intended to be the official song of the championships.
Unsurprisingly, it became very popular in Finland after we won the World Cup for the first time ever. Our national hockey team, the Lions, actually recorded it. Even now, people sing it when they gather in bars to watch hockey games, no matter who the opponent may be. All the better if it's Sweden.
Unsurprisingly, it became very popular in Finland after we won the World Cup for the first time ever. Our national hockey team, the Lions, actually recorded it. Even now, people sing it when they gather in bars to watch hockey games, no matter who the opponent may be. All the better if it's Sweden.
*a bunch of Finns in a bar*
Finn 1: Sweden sucks!
Finn 2: Look! Teemu Selänne scored!
All: DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN! *all take shots*
Finn 1: Sweden sucks!
Finn 2: Look! Teemu Selänne scored!
All: DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN! *all take shots*
by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.
by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010
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