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Hand Gliding

The act of sticking one's hand out of a moving vehicle, creating sufficient lift to make it fly around like a plane.
He lost his hand in a tragic hand gliding accident.
by Mrpopo123 August 30, 2010
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Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015
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Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.
Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.
by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010
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Street Gliding

Skating in regards to Street Gliderz. (Something similar to Heely's but can strap onto ANY shoe)
He was Street Gliding on the sidewalk.
by www.radicaltoyz.com June 12, 2008
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Hind Gliding

When a male glides his penis back and forth between the arse cheeks of his partner. Never having anal penetration. But busts a nut from pure booty friction. May be performed lubed or dry.
I’ll be hind gliding Rachel tonight. Going to bust all over the small of her back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Flap Gliding

Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.

Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.

The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.

With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?

Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.

Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?

Jon: It's good for the back too.
by JonnyMSC October 26, 2009
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Parry Gliding

When a person (often a whore) uses their beef curtains to paraglide.
That cunt was so loose, she could use her flaps to go Parry Gliding!
by Rude Boy Bass July 21, 2013
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