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When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 December 06, 2015
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A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)
What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.
by PaulPierce November 13, 2015
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