geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Geriholic

A Person, usually elderly who takes an abundant amount of pills each day for maintaining ones health.
Most of these pills are vitamins and stool softeners.

"I saw you Gram-Maw-Maw taking all her meds, Dang, she's a geriholic!"

"Whheeew, he smells like old spice and vitamins, whatta geriholic!"

by Indianachick67 April 29, 2009

geritroll

An old person who travels through the neighborhood talking to anyone who will listen.

Sorry Mom, but Mabel is a geritroll and she wouldn't quit talking.

by BeaLeager August 22, 2009

Geratol

A medicine that helps to get your blood circulating used for older people like Brett Favre.

Grandpa Brett Favre is so slow on the field that he needed his geratol, so he could actually move.

by ScottDB December 15, 2010

genitology

The ability to hahaha..tell one's future from 'reading' his or her genitals!

omg, omg....omfg! *looks @ his cocktacular cock*

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Geratol

Common misspelling for Geritol, a medicinal tonic.

Look, I wrote geratol. I can't believe I was so stupid I spelled Geritol with an A.

by DocWu January 9, 2012