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Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!
-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.
by roflpastry July 23, 2009
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Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.
by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009
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Garfunkling

In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.
Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.
by flmumb March 5, 2009
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garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.
I Garfunkled on her back
by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015
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garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge
by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003
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Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.
"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023
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Let's Garfunkle

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8
by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014
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