greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

Greased

When you give someone a large amount of money to keep their filthy mouth shut OR to get them to do what you want

1. Pauly (paul) D met the Mayor. The Mayor was planning on shutting down our racket but we greased that motherfucker to keep his mouth fucking shut!!

2. " did you grease him"

... "no boss i forgot"

" I always told you to grease these motherfuckers!"

by Philly Steak December 25, 2014

greased

when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.

ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"

by ezee-e May 6, 2011

Greased

Said of a woman someone has recently had sex with. Where all the sexual juices that are produced are called grease. For example vigina fluid and semen ect.

Kathy got greased.

by Deep blue 2012 June 23, 2010

Greased

(1) when one becomes so intoxicated they cannot function properly. (2) When an individual is not feeling well, usually alcohol related, as in hung-over. (3) The act of getting heavily intoxicated

"I fell so greased!!"
"Let's get greased!"

by Thomas Hammer February 5, 2010

Greased

When the semen in your hand rubs off on something.

I just rubbed my semen on that arm chair, GREASED!

by Loganhateschina March 5, 2011

Greased

Used as a slang for being under the influence of Oxycontin. When your smoking Oxy off of foil the flame leaves a black film which once your hands touch and you get high you smear on your face and resembles someone who has grease on their face.

Yo man imma get greased today! You got greased today huh still got shit on your face bro...

by Crazed Donkey December 30, 2011