grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

by J Rones August 27, 2009

Grandma's Purse

A strong and slightly unpleasant smelling variety of Marijuana, so called because it resembles the musty smell of an old persons home. Sometimes referred to as granddads wallet.

Man dat grandma's purse you got is some dank shit but i aint payin $30 for a teen!

by sgt leon December 14, 2009

Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009

Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Grandma's Saucer

The anal orifice of an old woman.

My grandpa loves to poke his boney finger in my grandma's saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Grandma's House

Central location for activity, featured in the video game 'Call Of Duty 4: Modern warfare' multiplayer map "Overgrown".

It is located in front of the large barn and wooden bridge areas. Immediately in front of Grandma's House is a wheat field and an L-shaped building.

Grandma's House features an attic with two sniping windows, a porch, and an open backdoor.

"I've got two blips in Grandma's House. Anyone have a UAV?"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008