fuxed up

When you are under the influence of both marijuana and alcohol, the cross-buzz.

After four joints and half a handle of vodka, I was so fuxed up.

by BigPapaD April 7, 2010

Fuxed

When someone tries to fix something but ends up making it worse.

A combination of fixed and fucked.

My neighbour tried to help me get my car to go faster but now it won't start. He fuxed it.

by MoonRabbit July 17, 2011

fuxed

A verb meaning "To make unstable or crash-prone". Often used in place of the verb "fixed".

Gateway fuxed your computer again?

by Tahitian Bob April 9, 2003

faxedo

A lower cost facsimile of true men's formal wear made by putting together a regular suit with a cummerbund, bow tie and pleated shirt.

Dave was going on a cruise that had 2 formal dinners. He dind't own a tuxedo and the cost of the cruise set him back a bunch. To avoid renting or buying real formal wear he bought a nice shirt, and a cummerbund and bow-tie set. It cost him much less than formal wear and made a reasonable faxedo for the affairs.

by CheapCruise September 30, 2011

Fuxed

An item that gives the appearance of working after having been repaired, but only partially functions.

When its fuxed; Its still working but is not totally fucked.

I tried everything to get the video card driver to work; but it just wouldn't display correctly. I think the Card hadn't been handled properly; and static had fuxed the card. It still appears to work, but it has been damaged. Its a dud, or a bodgy.

by Greviousj March 15, 2015

Fuxed

The act of Un-fucking (fixing) something that may or may not have been fucked up by yourself.

"Its ok, I fuxed it."

by DK1 February 9, 2005

Aeon Fuxed

n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.

I did it, guys. I just got Aeon Fuxed.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005