Fappetite

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The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Fupset

fupset is simple. it’s a combination of the words “fucking” and “upset”. use it for when you’re especially frustrated.

I’m so fupset right now. My favorite show was cancelled.

by blake.keister December 8, 2018

Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

Fruppet

A Puppet-Friend, that is a home made puppet, depicting a newly imagined character. It is never a home made version of a licensed character, such as Elmo or Miss Piggy. Anyone can make a Fruppet by self-teaching, gathering instruction online, using blogs and tutorials by pro's, and/or the Make-a-Fruppet app.

I designed a Fruppet on my iPad, using the Make-a-Fruppet app.

by Team Make-a-Fruppet June 29, 2019

furpet

When heavy petting leads to the touching of pubic hair.

We were making out and I slid my hand underneath her panties and got a little furpet.

by dayonemf August 28, 2010

Fluppet

A small furry creature, with floppy ears and a small nose. Very fluffy and moves much like a Jim Henson muppet would. The Fluppet is a soppy animal with no predators.

David Attenborough: "Here, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Fluptonia, we see a family of three Fluppets, snuggled together in their nest, waiting for warmer weather."

by RinseConcord August 27, 2011