fuckturd

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are

Trump: So when can I nude the nuclear option
Voter: Stop being such a fuckturd

by imronc August 18, 2016

fuckturd

What happens after anal sex

I was banging this chick in her ass, and when we got done she laid a fuckturd.

by Bumdumbidum December 26, 2008

Fuckturds

A general term of disgruntlement and angst.

"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"

by Jon_Adams2 February 20, 2012

fuckturd

A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.

I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.

by bhangradt September 30, 2011

Fuckturd

1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.

"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."

by Trans-AmIam November 02, 2017