fuckturd

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are

Trump: So when can I nude the nuclear option
Voter: Stop being such a fuckturd

by imronc August 18, 2016

fuckturd

What happens after anal sex

I was banging this chick in her ass, and when we got done she laid a fuckturd.

by Bumdumbidum December 26, 2008

Fuckturds

A general term of disgruntlement and angst.

"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"

by Jon_Adams2 April 25, 2012

Fuckturd

1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.

"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."

by Trans-AmIam November 2, 2017

fuckturd

A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.

I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.

by bhangradt September 30, 2011