Flurp 

1: A word used in place of another word that you can't quite think of

2: an alternate word for cursing

Person 1: where did my flurp go?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: my phone, where did it go?

Person 1: what the fuck is this?
Person 2: watch your flurping mouth
Person 1: oh flurp, my bad

Flurp by YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH March 5, 2019

flurp 

“fluorine” but you are high

hey i might need some flurp for my teeth. i’ve been high on c17h21no4.

flurp by tobjac September 22, 2022

flurp 

Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"

I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?

flurp by dufachi May 12, 2004

Flurp 

n: The sound made when releasing semen after anal sex.

v: The act of releasing semen from the ass after anal sex.

"Let me get up; I have to flurp your load out!"

Flurp by mrsmithgoes June 24, 2016

Flurp 

When a large amount of ejaculate is swallowed, burped up and swallowed again.

She gave me a blumpkin, and flurped when she was done.

Flurp by Dirty Sanches A.K.A. The Pimp June 9, 2009

Flurp 

The condition whenever you flip you burp uncontrollably.

"Dude, you just flurped!"
"Yeah, I know, it distracted me from finishing my landing."

Flurp by Lawlyboo123 December 2, 2014

Flurp 

A. The act of farting and burping at the same time
B. Giving someone a raspberry
c. Making a Bronx Cheer and blaming it on someone else

Male: "Did you just see him flurp?"
Girl: "Yeah, I can't belive your still friends with him..."

Male: "Isn't it normal for moms' to flurp their child?"
Girl: "Yup... But that was just weird..."

Male 1: "Dude, he just did a giant Bronx Cheer in frount of my girl and said it was me! What the hell?"
Male 2: "Get over it."

Flurp by Nyanchloe November 8, 2012