Flurp

A. The act of farting and burping at the same time
B. Giving someone a raspberry
c. Making a Bronx Cheer and blaming it on someone else

Male: "Did you just see him flurp?"
Girl: "Yeah, I can't belive your still friends with him..."

Male: "Isn't it normal for moms' to flurp their child?"
Girl: "Yup... But that was just weird..."

Male 1: "Dude, he just did a giant Bronx Cheer in frount of my girl and said it was me! What the hell?"
Male 2: "Get over it."

by Nyanchloe November 8, 2012

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

flurp

When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.

Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.

by Falcon23 June 19, 2011

flurp

one who sucks farts from dead chickens

that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq

by flosser April 10, 2009

flurp

“fluorine” but you are high

hey i might need some flurp for my teeth. i’ve been high on c17h21no4.

by tobjac September 22, 2022

flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

by Dezman January 9, 2020