herpe

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.

herpe by G'z Nutz September 11, 2004

herpe birthday 

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.

Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!

herpe birthday by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012

herpe meal 

The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.

I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.

herpe meal by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012

herpe jeebies 

herpe jeebies- A feeling of repugnance and terror felt specifically when discovering a potential sexual partner has herpes.

I was making out with this fine ass hottie, and luckily I had to stop to use the facilities because I found her medicine in the cabinet......Herpe jeebies!! I bolted yo!!!

herpe jeebies by meam1 May 11, 2006

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

herpe curtain 

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

herpe curtain by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Herpe Glow

That shiny pre-cold sore you get early in the morning before it turns into a large blistery mass

"Honey, can you hand me the Abreva.. I gotz Herpe Glow"

Herpe Glow by P Thomas March 2, 2008