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Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass
by maxzilla June 21, 2003
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Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010
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flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.
"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."
by aliencj June 30, 2006
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flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
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flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...
Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!
by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007
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flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.
Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.
by Tim December 19, 2004
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flatware flipper

A person who has the annoying tendency to flip their fork or spoon while still in their mouth after taking a bite of food
"Hey Rebecca, how was that new Thai restaurant on 37th?"

"I couldn't tell ya, Jake, I spent the whole time staring down the flatware flipper in the booth across from us."
by R Master Flex June 10, 2009
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