the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.
everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!
by Wayback April 22, 2018
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See you later FLATULATER!
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The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
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Get the Flatuvate mug.(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.
Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.
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