Flatulence

The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider

Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL February 15, 2006

Flatulence

a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.

1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"

(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"

2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.

by tristebanana2 June 12, 2010

flatulence

the farthing of Shrek

Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same

by serdrcgvdswedf March 11, 2022

flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

Flatulence

Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.

There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.

by Zackerspaniel September 3, 2021