Fixer

A fixer is someone hired or on the payroll of an illegal organization. They can be anything from a hit man to a person that "can get things done", usually illegal. An example of "getting things done" can be intimidating or getting rid of witnesses to a crime, or murdering someone for whatever reason. Very similar to a button man.

The mafia had a fixer deal with the witness to a high profile murder.
hitman button man

by pulse.101 May 9, 2016

Fireham

A person with a distinct lack of taste, the word can also be used if another word cannot be thought of at that time.

The action wherein someone strikes someone across the chest with the back of your hand.

the man was scornful as the women clearly a fireham

by cool runnings Jamaican October 10, 2011

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

by DJ April 25, 2005

Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.

"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"

by Lizzy D December 3, 2007

Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

by J Snow February 5, 2010