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"Fixeh" is the word used to describe someone who has an extremely active virtual sex-life with goats, lions, horse manure, mental home escapees and Australians, usually of the male gender.

Fixehs are generally extremely odd, in both behavior and appearance, and are often mistaken for chimpanzees.

Wild Fixehs are most commonly found in dark basements but are sometimes known to go out to cyber cafe's when their power is out. Their most common hunting grounds are inside the virtual worlds, such as online nerdfest, World of Warcraft.
You just had e-sex with your Australian boyfriend while eating a banana fudge sundae and reading barnyard weekly? You dirty Fixeh
Fixeh by PuttoxD July 14, 2009
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In the gaming community, "Fixeh" is used to describe someone who pays ridiculous amounts of money for an incredible computer, and then overclocks it, causing it to melt. The average "Fixeh" has an IQ roughly equal to that of a bag of wild berry skittles.

All "Fixeh"s are closeted homosexuals, and may or may not be Jewish, depending on the context.
You just melted your ten thousand dollar computer? What a fucking Fixeh.
Fixeh by Lord Fappington VIIII October 8, 2008
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Idée fixe 

Literally means "set idea" or "fixed idea" (from the French), pronounced: ee dày feeks

Fixation, obsession, an idea that remains fixed and unchanging in the mind and becomes an obsession
I really want to meet this girl again, it's my idée fixe

I have an obsession with money, to be a rich man is an idée fixe
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firehall 

The desired location for hick wedding receptions, the bingo machine behind the bride and groom adds that extra touch that cannot be matched by Uncle Vern's barn
After'n they git hitched Bubba and hiz woman iz havin' a shindig down at the firehall!
firehall by jeaniesing July 5, 2006

fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

firehouse groupie 

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.
She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.
firehouse groupie by monckee August 4, 2008
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