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a cool person to chill with. but dont catch this person on a bad day cuz they can be a bitch!
Lets smoke some weed and drink some beer with fid!
Fid by Typsy December 19, 2007
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FID is the acronym for "fatty in disguise". A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a FID and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a FID, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a FID man! Don't do it! "
FID by fatchickssuck October 7, 2011
v. To drop a duece on the hood of one's vehicle.
I fid Rich because he hit on Stacy.
fid by Rich February 8, 2005
plain and simple - fu-king idiot!
wow is that guy ever a fid.
fid by organ donor July 18, 2003
He'll never get laid with his small fid.
fid by DICKtionary March 19, 2004
many uses. any time you want to say, "fuck it dude" instead say "FID."
FID by chichihardcore December 24, 2010