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fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.
1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.
by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010
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footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
by Alz February 26, 2005
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femballs

Femballs, the testicles of a femboy, or feminine looking balls(shaved)🤤
"He shaved his balls"
"Omg i wanna fondle with his femballs😍😍"
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little green footballs

name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.
The moonbat's case of BDS was made worse by exposure to little green footballs
by exredtory January 10, 2005
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footballs

No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
by mikewin September 9, 2010
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little green footballs

a website devoted to exposing Radical Islam's intent to convert the Western World to Islam. Other interests include but are not limited to Media bias, innaccuracies and falsehoods, the willing appeasement of Islam by the Left and the drivel espoused by modern academia.
MSMLLLmoonbatteryWard ChurchillReligion of Peace
by Bob-O March 3, 2005
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little green footballs

Neo-Con, post-9/11 weblog that is upfront and straight in its dealings with the mainstream media, Islamic fundamentalists and their liberal apologists.

Sometimes the posters (in the comments section) go to extremes but the same can be said for Daily Kos, Atrios, Indymedia etc on the other side of the argument.

Charles keeps a low profile and doesn't seem to overly comment on stories, he seems to prefer the posters to do the talking. Which is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid as some of the posters are as mad as a bag of badgers.
#48 bigel 3/19/2005 12:11:58 PM
From Charles' opening comments: Arab League states, who are still stuck in a quagmire of hatred and rejectionism. I believe that phrase just as accurately applies to Europe. Where do you think the Arabs got their psychotic, Nazi genocidal Jew-hatred from, anyway?
by Dave Ray March 21, 2005
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