Fictitious

Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.

Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."

Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**

by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017

Festicious

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for

"George, stop being so Festicious."

by George Dubois July 4, 2005

Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

fictitious

Not real or imaginary

Damn boi! That girl has some fictitious titties. She needs some 3D modelling.

by PABLO CHOCOBAR March 22, 2020

Festicious

Adj. lame retort given toward a person of superior intellect.

Bob- I gotta go finish the paperwork
Jan- Don't cause I really wanted to...
Bob- What??? Really, you suck at paperwork...
Jan- I was being Festicious...
Bob- and other things....

by NFLYKTION June 9, 2011

factitious

Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)

"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.

by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003

Faptatious

The urge to fap all day everyday

Billy was feeling very Faptatious that day

by 💯Jorcob💯 November 29, 2016