Fatetastic

Something fantastic in your life made possible by the act of fate. Something that is both fantastic and meant to be.

Girlfriend1: "I can't believe after all this time you just randomly ended up with Justin."
Girlfriend2: "I know, it's fatetastic!"
Girlfriend1: "You're like a Nicholas Sparks novel right now, and it makes me want to throw up."

by The Cason-Point October 26, 2012

firetoaster_

The biggest dicked male in the world. Paved the way for many pornstars not saying who and gets hell of grills. They call him mister steal your grill not because he is black because he can kill you with one insert of his massive cock. The color blue is ghey like the thing called Nubstty and FireToaster_ is not ghey. He flips dicks and bangs chicks a man once said that before but fuck it this is the urban dictionary so im hella thicc with the stick.

FireToaster_ can never be prego because he is a male that donkey punches chicks.

by Not Toaster_ October 29, 2018

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

by facegoop May 26, 2011

Faceblast

Fucking a girl in the face as if it were her vagina

Joe faceblasted the girl so hard she gagged and then he blew his load in her mouth.

by WeezyF8911 April 23, 2009

Facetwat

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

by Foohtube October 5, 2010

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013