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faceboast 

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."
Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.
faceboast by OsirusR July 22, 2009

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

Faceslash 

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.
Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!
Faceslash by smellyrock June 24, 2009

Carolina Faceplant 

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010

faceplant 

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.
"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."
faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003