Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

Fum

mouth

Person 1: "Ayo, you fuckin' suck at life-"
Person 2: "Put the pum in your fum."

by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023

fum

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019

Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook June 12, 2011

Fum

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017

Fum

Farting and cumming simultaneously.

Last night my boyfriend fummed in bed and totally ruined the mood.

by monoga_ May 28, 2021

Fum

Fum is chum. Chum is fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.

Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.

Dude, I love chum in my fum!

But fum is chum, asshole.

by Dexxturz July 5, 2011