FUM

A fum is a fat ugly midget, it’s someone who is annoying or being annoying and is commonly used as an insult

Hey stop being such a fum

“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’

by Trinitystant August 31, 2020

FUM

Word used instead of fuck, when fuck is inappropriate.

What the fum are you doing?!

by Tacokrom February 9, 2005

FUM

Fuck ur mom

FUM dude

by Eazy e on yo mom March 7, 2010

Fum, Fum, Fum

1.The title of a spanish song.
2. A slang term for sex

Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum

by Sollymander123 December 18, 2008

fum fum

1) brain damage

2) wouldn't you like to know

"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"

by fum fum October 8, 2023

Fum

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

by DolphinJumper July 19, 2009

Fum

Fum is a curse in which every time you fart, you cum just a little. You aren’t hard and it’s not a full cum so there’s no satisfaction. You have to pee after and blue balls is inevitable. May god have Mercy on those damned to this life.

“Hey what’s wrong with Adam?” “Fum”

by The fum master April 24, 2022