Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

Elvendork

It's unisex!

From the Storycard jk rowling wrote for watersones.

"Names? Er-Well, let's see. There's Wilberforce...Bathsheba...Elvendork..."

by floss bucket June 13, 2008

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realize until later, then it's an eigenpun.

(To a skinny guy):

Hey, you look pretty fine today... Oh snap! That was a total eigenpun!

by satirical.cynicist November 23, 2009

eirene

Quiet, calm and reasoned. Always dreamy but memorizes keenly every detail you may never notice at all. Loyal to extreme.

Frighteningly intelligent was eirene's gift. mysterious enough to make her extremely dangerous. Getting on her bad is suicide.

Eirene will never show her anger but inside, it is burning hell to devour. Looking innocent and smiling peacefully, her expressive blue eyes spoke volumes of her shameless schemes.

Ex: erm...hi eirene
Eirene: hello bert, you seem gloomy.
Ex: oh! Just i seem to have worse luck these days!
Eirene: i'm sure you'll do fine. (She turns as ex missed the grin) it is "supposed" to be our perfect day.
Ex: umm...eirene i have to say no...
Eirene: nonsense! Victoria won't surely mind...she is preoccupied...
Ex: how did you know victoria,
Eirene still grinning: why should i not? I work with her. You can imagine my delight when i find a common interest. Sweet lovely victoria.
Ex was gone in a blur

by ssss000 October 19, 2015

Eigenpun

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realise until after you say it.

My girlfriend was sick, so I said to her 'you're pretty hot' (referring to her temperature). It was only afterwards that I realised that what I said could be interpreted as referring to her physical beauty! What a great eigenpun...

by soniastar346 November 22, 2009

ladies of the evening

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.

It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.

by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):

Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

by lawngiant July 13, 2009