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A monetary unit designed by the secret European council to confuse Americans and Swindle them out of their money. This is done by giving them more for each Dollar they try to exchange. They are told that things are the same price in Europe so the Americans feel that they receive a good deal, however, on arrival, the Europeans have craftily made everything 4.6 times more expensive.
European: This sandwich is 14 euros.

American: That's like 18 dollars

European: No man.... ur gettin a deal man...

American: No i'm not....

European: But dude... Look at how tasty this sandwich is...
Commonly used in by teens in Europe to describe currency.
"Me mum gave me 20 euros for the trip!"
Euro by boogues July 8, 2017
What white people have instead of an afro.
Hey look at that white guy with an afro! That's not an afro, that's a euro.
Euro by TheCCreature April 30, 2010
(Your-oh’) n.- Europe Urgently Requires Order
Scooter – “Man….friggin stock market dropped 389 points today”
Chuck – “I hear ya Holmes….now it’s Italy….they need some EURO"
austerity
EURO by lambini November 10, 2011
European girl who wants an american cock, and will stop at nothing to get it. She starts off seeming normal and DTF, but then becomes a stage five clinger. Even showing up at your house and job uninvited, and blowing up your phone everyday. Definitely does not take a hint when trying to avoid, but instead she tries harder, inviting you to movies, and dinner.
Dude that girl totally tuned into a Euro! She showed up at my work and is sitting outside our apartment! Oh wait, she just text me too.
Euro by Americock September 29, 2010
Money of the Europeans since the use of different country currencies were too much of a hassle to change. Also refered to as "Stupid Play Money" By Vincent Margera(Viva La Bam) and is usually found in Monoply boxs and comes in colors ranging from White, pink, green, orange, yellow and blue.
Bam Margera: "You owe me One Hundread dollars!"
Don Vito: "Fine! hablafijja mujja, takes 'yer stupid play money!"
euro by Roujine May 25, 2005