drunknito

Being secretly drunk. Having one's drunkenness concealed to avoid notice, especially in situations where it may be unacceptable to be intoxicated.

Joe went drunknito yesterday at work. He had an afternoon of boring meetings and drank whiskey out of a coffee mug to enhance the situation. No one knew he was half in the bag!

by burner3030 June 5, 2014

drunkity

Super dooper, banged up knees, broken heel, vomit in the hair drunk.

Wow, I was so drunkity on Saturday I woke up in my neighbors bed, in my own shoes and someone elses pants.

by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006

Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

drunksit

To take care of someone who's drunk.

When my roommate came back from rushing, I had to drunksit him to make sure he would be OK.

by Beemis February 6, 2007

drunkcited

Adj. The act of being excited about something while drunk that one would normally not be excited about.

Martha: I saw Troy's ex-girlfriend at the party last night.
Krista: Did she try to start something with you?
Martha: No, actually. She was really drunkcited to see me.

by Krista the Gnome Breaker July 9, 2007

Drunkity

Point of the night when you know you’ve had too much.

Oh look I’m drunkity

by Drunk slang December 31, 2020

Drunkuition

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right

My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.

by Diamond88 July 23, 2012