Drunkwit 

(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit

"I would have had an awesome time at the Festival if it weren't for all the drunkwits."

Drunkwit by Kiesten McCauley January 11, 2009

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010

drunkwich 

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.

The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.

drunkwich by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010

drunkitude 

1. Annoying, cocky, aggressive, sarcastic, crazy or otherwise abnormal/different attitude or personality displayed by someone only when they are drunk or under the influence of alcohol

If a person who could normally be described as kind, funny/witty and smart becomes a sarcastic, insulting, rude, foul - mouthed bitch, while drinking alcohol.....the bitch has a drunkitude !

A usually quiet, laid back, and/or somewhat shy person becomes a loud, over-talkative windbag almost immediately upon consuming alcohol....has a drunkitude or a drunkonality as opposed to their personality.

drunkitude by ValeriKCkixass February 21, 2010

drunkitude  

a defiant, arrogant, and/or aggressive state of mind achieved during inebriation in an otherwise cool and collected individual.

Naw, he's chill. Just after a coupla 40's my man's got a bad drunkitude

drunkitude by Terrence H December 9, 2006

Drunkitous 

The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.

My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.

Drunkitous by Abbyroad October 9, 2009

drunksitter 

A person at a party or a bar who stays sober or nearly sober and prevents their drunk friends/guests from doing anything stupid

My friend turned 21 yesterday and I had to be the drunksitter.

drunksitter by Glenntg July 20, 2008