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beamng.drive

A game where you drive cars and wreck then into everything.
I crashed this pick up in BeamNG.Drive
by A flock of tigers April 20, 2015
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devil's driveway

the area between a man's balls and his butthole; a taint
"The key to any man's heart is through his taint, a.k.a. the devil's driveway." -Tom Segura
by White Cheddar May 9, 2016
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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Drive with Amber Heard

Amber Heard has been linked to multiple DUI's with potential fatalities of passengers with reckless abandon. The opposite of wishing someone well.
"Hey, did you hear Logan Paul might run for president?"
"Yikes our society is doomed... unless on the off chance he goes for a drive with Amber Heard."
by willbchou May 25, 2022
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Infinite Improbability Drive

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."
by Kantankerous November 7, 2008
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Drivellous

Complete and utter rubbish. Doesn't make sense. Useless material
The education system is drivellous and what they teach is drivellous.
by ILoveMissReece October 12, 2011
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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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