douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

douchey proof

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.

Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.

by everlost84 August 7, 2010

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

DoucheDyke

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.

DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"

by robbindahood August 10, 2010

Douchocky

A combination of the words 'Douchebag' and 'Cocky', ergo, a 'Cocky Douchebag', or Douchocky.

Girl #1: My ex-boyfriend was such a jerk!

Girl #2: yeah, he was a real douchocky.

by SoSoftky July 7, 2008

DoucheKnuckle

An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.

Wow that guy at the bar may be the biggest doucheknuckle ever.

by Tmizzie October 22, 2008