DoucheLander

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

by Sikk July 19, 2005

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

by andy1 January 15, 2006

Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.

Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.

by Pennylane September 5, 2013

Douchel

A large amount people who are douches, in numeric terms this would mean a bushel of dumb people.

A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.

i left the pub and ran into a douchel of collar-popped hipsters

by ekim seekem February 23, 2008

Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009