Dicktilian

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.

When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.

by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009

Dickficiency

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.

There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. March 22, 2017

dicksicion

Any decision made under the influence of good dick.

Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion

by Ellebb October 18, 2019

Dickterian

Someone who gives every guy head no mater what (no sex just head )

Tenage girl :did you smash

Teenage girl 2:no I just gave him head

Teenage girl : omfg your such a Dickterian

by You know me pw June 18, 2016

Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

dickwickian

The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.

His genitalia had been revered as absolutely dickwickian in nature.

by Master of PAIN! July 9, 2014