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dicksausted

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick
Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.
by mikesauce June 17, 2008
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dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.
Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.
by Chris January 7, 2004
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dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.
Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.
by GlazeHer May 14, 2016
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Fucquis Chenem Dicquat

1) The faux Latin intonation meaning "Fuck Dick Cheney". Said with somber celebration. Liturgical and celebratory.
2) When repeated may be used as an incantation. Often used in "magical thinking" or to cast a spell upon an unsuspecting innocent.
3) Also, a political exultation upon entering a room in triumph like a Caesar. Or a simple greeting between two people who have not seen one another for some time.
As a simple greeting :Yo, Jack! Long time no see. Fucquis Chenem Dicquat!
Yeah, Fucquis Chenem Dicquat. Amen to that brother.

As an incantation: Sue said her Fucquis Chenem Dicquats every night before going to bed, believing it would charm Jed into asking her out on a date.

As a political exultation of triumph: As the votes were being counted, the Democratic candidate wanted to greet his supporters with Fucquis Chenem Dicquat!
by Questinia April 20, 2009
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dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead
A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...
by Ali P March 17, 2004
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Duckquats

something people say when they're annoyed or irritated. a mix of duck and sasquatch
Oh Duckquats!" "What happened?" "My dog ran into the tree again
by crazywordmakers January 15, 2011
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Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012
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