dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.

Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

dicknuts

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts

Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.

by JonathanXS May 15, 2013

DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.

Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020