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Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
by Dike Mink March 31, 2008
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dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"
by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009
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Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008
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dickbros

when two bros have had sexual action with the same chick

dude 1: hey man, do you mind if i game on hannah? she's kinda cute

dude 2: no man, go ahead, we'll be dickbros
#dickbros
by SmokinHotGinger January 13, 2017
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Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change
yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest
by Scoooooter August 23, 2008
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Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...
by bukbukake May 29, 2009
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Dickposter

A person that sends a pic of someone else's dick and claim it as their own. Also known as dickpostering.
"He sent me a pic of this huge dick but I think he is a dickposter"
by southbeach73 October 16, 2017
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