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Milk Dick

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.
by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016
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milk-dick

A small poodle used for ass wiping.
Magen Poster is a milk-dick.
by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
mugGet the Dick milkmug.

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
by Jack2748 March 22, 2025
mugGet the Kitchen Milk Dickmug.

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
mugGet the Dick milkmug.

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