Dashboard Confessional

Man, why are people hating Dashboard. :| I'll backhand you all. I mean I am in love with them, but i listen to other stuff, too.
"... though the sparkle is gone your smile is in place so that everyone watching will see..."
by eMiLy <3 May 20, 2004
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Dude, have you heard of Dashboard Confessional? They are quite possibly the best emo band ever!
by Scott Hubbard December 07, 2003
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A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.
I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.
by James February 10, 2005
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I've had it with everyone bashing dashboard confessional. They're an amazing band who talk about REAL human emotions and REAL feelings and just REAL-everything. So what if the guy sounds like he was raped by his uncle when he was 14? Maybe a lot of us have and we need to vent our pent-up and impotent rage over insufferably "acoustic" music. Or maybe some of us live such sheltered existences that we wish we were raped by our uncles (or manservants) and need an excuse to plunge into some spurious manic-depressive nonsense. And so what if some 35 year old living in his parents basement and driving his parents 1994 dodge stratus talks about the problems of dysfunctional, socially inept, intellectually (and testicularly) challenged 17 year olds? That doesn't mean he can't express his FEELINGS in public and make pity money.
Enough with the hate. Bring the love. Or some blades.
I love dashboard confessionals
by mp322 September 08, 2008
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A band with a thirty year old singer singing about teenage problems. According to my friend who listens to real emo, this band is not emo. So haha.
Haha, you take advice from someone old enough to be your dad.
by Bishop of Hexen June 28, 2005
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A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.
by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 22, 2007
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The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?
Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.
by Merlin122 October 24, 2004
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