Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.

Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.

by joe zee April 26, 2007

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

doodster

a very rad, keen, amd sly person!

Richard was the coolest doodster in the chess club!

by Alex Bonfigli April 12, 2007

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

Doodire

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.

Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."

by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007