Dodge 

A nerd slang word often used as a way to "deflect" offensive jokes or uncomfortable situations.

Guy 1. "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy 2. "Im just gonna dodge that."

Dodge by GutenTagFaust September 8, 2010

dodge 

can be used for in place of any word that you could still comprehend context

ex.
"I keep spare dodge in my pocket"
"Irina's on dodge"
"Dodge helps Allie get quick"
"Erin tastes better when shes on dodge"

dodge by Thumper May 30, 2004

Dodge 

Dam old dilapidated garbge eater

It's the newer dodges

Dodge by szm119 December 9, 2008

Dodge 

a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently

guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge.
guy#1: right. thanks

OR Example 2

Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago!
non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though.
Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream
(proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.)
non Dodge guy: some dream.

Dodge by Bushpig3 February 5, 2010

dodge 

(1)manufacturer of the "Decrepit", a full-size sedan notorious for making more road noise than a go cart, cheap ass plastic that breaks during standard use, eats brake pads and linings like they were marshmallows.
(2) see "Check Engine".

If you want to get to know your car repairman on a first-name basis, buy a Dodge.

dodge by Rick August 8, 2003

Dodge 

A american car maker known for making uterly terrible vehicles. Their names range from neon to ram but they all share the same shittiness.

Known for losing their transmission and many other parts right after their warranties expire.

They also were NOT the first car company to invent a turbo diesel, diesel, or turbo.

They were NOT the first company to make fast 4 cylinder cars.

and the viper is not the fastest car in the world, thats just stupid
if you look around, you will see that only poor mexicans, rednecks or whitetrash, guys with little man syndrom, and people who got tricked out of their money driving dodges.
its a fact a life that dodge is the worst choice when it comes to picking an american automaker.

I heard only rednecks and spicks drive those shitty dodges...

Dodge by gmc2500 December 6, 2009

dodge 

Acronym for Drips On Driveway Greese Everywhere

My dodge is the leakest P.O.S. ever.
I resurfaced my drive way with the leaks that come from my dodge.
My dodge leaks so much its parking space has become a super fund site.
John Kerry drives a dodge.

dodge by fuji_302 October 15, 2004